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Sunday, 27 April 2014

BREAKING NEWS: Carrier pigeons to replace telephones in Vatican City

News reports strongly suggest that all phones will be disconnected, and communications replaced with the use of carrier pigeons. Fr. Frederico Lombardi was unavailable for comment, but the Roman authorities have issued a firm: "No comment.... until further notice". 

4 comments:

Lawrence and Susan Fox said...

Ha Ha.

Freyr said...

You do us a disservice by trivializing such an important matter. I refer you to the following links.
RFC-2549 - IP Over Avian Carriers
http://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc2549
RFC-1149 - A Standard for the Transmission of IP Datagrams on Avian Carriers
http://www.ietf.org/rfc/rfc1149.txt
Implementation of IP Over Avian Carriers
http://news.cnet.com/2100-1001-257064.html

Ligue 1 Live said...

Ha Ha Ha...
Don't think so.

Anonymous said...

Over the last couple of years, he has sent no less than 400 death threats to the Pope...by carrier pigeon no less! They just... fly right into the Vatican!